This is the greatest diet ever conceived of. You get to eat almost everything except bread! I love it! Today I had bacon for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I had bacon and eggs for breakfast. I had a BLT for lunch (no bread) and I had a blue cheese and bacon burger for dinner (no bun). The best part is you can drink as much beer as you want to!
This is one of the best scenes from any movie ever.
I am pretty proud of my progress here. You can see by this cross section that I have achieved a very consistent thickness across the width of the bowl. It’s amazing how quickly you can improve skills like this if you just spend an hour doing them a few times a week. If any of you peeps want to come over, play with clay and throw back a few beers, that would be sweet. Hit me up on Myspace if you are interested.
My fencing lessons have really helped me improve my offensive strategy. You can see in this picture that my advanced-lunge is almost perfectly executed. In addition my coach Oleh has help increase my stamina and speed. Since joining the Scottsdale Fencing Club, I have competed in several high level competitions and scored very respectably against some top rated fencers. I highly recommend SFC to anyone who is serious about improving his or her fencing skills. Oleh, your the greatest! Thanks for being so patient with me.
So there is this weird guy named Kurt that works in my building. He listens to really loud music and causes all sorts of problems. I try and be nice to him, so when he snaps some day, hopefully he will pass right by me. He really likes to go to Jack in the Box and he never takes off his sunglasses.
Finished up this character for a client. Time for a beer!
I guess you have made it to the end of this prank. I hope it made you smile and laugh. You are a really good friend. Tell Liz and the kids I said hello. Thanks for making my life a little better. Cheers friendo!
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